“After
our live show on January
4th, I never thought entering La Jolla safely again was an
option. So when Elizabeth asked me to come to a meeting with “the
girls” I was a bit leery for fear they were still mad. However, it
seems they all got so much extra attention and loving after the show,
that they forgave me. So I grabbed hubby and headed for our six hour
trek to California. We were able to meet at Sal & Grace's
restaurant, as Sal went golfing for the day.”
Valerie
took the lead and asked Elizabeth if we could help them have some fun
teasing their guys. Her exact response, with a sly smile, was,
“What kind of fun do you girls have in mind?”
Sarah
smiled and began, “We had so much fun
at the show, once we could look back on it, but we think we may have
got the short end of the straw.” All
the girls shook their heads in agreement.
“When
Sarah, Valerie, Sofia, Grace, and I got together and talked it over,
we realized you were trying to get our guys to lose their cool, but
they held back,” Isabel said as she
shook her head, obviously thinking of her hotheaded hubby.
“We
came up with a new show for you two if you are up to it. As we said,
when we thought back over the other show we realized it was done well
and the audience seemed to love it. When Joey and Taylor were over a
few days later and talked about how it was from their view, Sal and I
actually had a pretty good laugh.” Grace
started chuckling to herself and pointed to Sofia to take over.
“We
have decided to employ some sneaky tactics to get them to blow their
lids. We can gather a camera crew and some actors, not a hard thing
to do here in California, and you can catch them unawares with some
hidden cameras,” Sofia said, wiggling
with excitement.
Isabel
leaned forward on the table and finished up with,
“We
all want to be part of it and have written down some ideas for each
of our husbands. Maybe we can tape them all and then you can do the
live show at Moreno's again and show the video. By then the guys
should be able to sit back and laugh with us. What do you two think?”
Of
course, we loved the idea. After a whole lot of giggling and
carefully going over all the possibilities, while having a few of the
famous Moreno mojitos made by none other than Grace herself, we had a
perfect plan.
********************
*pauses video* “Doesn't Jagger do an excellent job of pretending to be attracted to Sofie? We're talking Oscar-winning performance here. Look at that smile and the way he stays very much in character, playing the part of a man who's supposed to be ogling Sofie outrageously. *rolls eyes pressing play again* Alright I’ll let you guys watch some more.”
“Welcome
back to Just Judy's Jumbles for another visit with the Morenos. As
you will see in these clips, and later when we have our full cast
reunion, a few years have passed but time has been good to both our
guys and gals. They are as sexy as ever. We had to smile when we
noticed a few folks passing by that almost got whiplash swinging
their heads with their double takes.” *Judy uses the
remote to start the clip. *
“Welcome
to Ignite Your Alpha. What
will it take to ignite their fuse?”
Clip 1
“We
figured Eric, from Sweet
Sofie, would be harder to ignite than the others, since he seems
so much calmer, that was until Sofie let us in on a little secret.
There are some things that annoy him to no end but she usually
manages to calm him. In the clip of course, she’ll do just the
opposite. She told us how irritated he gets when men are blatant
about admiring some of Sofie's hard not to notice assets. So what
better way to show those assets off than a day at the beach. She
tells Eric she is in a need of a romantic day out with just the two
of them. Sarah happily agrees to take the kids to the zoo since their
kids love going places with their cousins. Sofie and Eric are off to
spend the day on the shores of La Jolla as she shows off her new
bikini. As calm and easy going as Eric can be, we were in for a big
surprise. Sofie sure does know her man, so cue the blatant gawking
actors and let the fireworks begin.”
“Welcome
our accomplice...Jagger. Think he can ignite Eric's fuse?”
Sofie
and Eric arrive at the beach. Our cameras are strategically set up in
vans and coolers of nearby actors pretending to be beach goers for
the day. We capture them as they pull their things out of the trunk
of the car.
*pauses
video* “I love this part! Sofie removes her sarong while
Eric is busy pulling out the beach chairs, take a look at his
expression when he turns and sees her in nothing but her bikini.”
*hits play*
We
watch Eric’s eyes nearly pop out of his head and then look around
to see if anyone else is watching.
“Sof?”
His eyes roam up and down her body as if it’s the first time he’s
seen his wife’s scantily dressed body. “When
did you get that?”
Sofie
glances down nonchalantly at her hot pink barely-there bikini. “I
bought it the other day when we decided we were gonna do this.”
She glances back up at Eric. “You
like it?”
*pauses
video* “Of
course he does. You go, Sofie! After two kids you’re still rocking
it. Get a load of the guys walking by. We didn’t even have to hire
actors for this one.” *laughs
and starts video*
Eric
pulls his eyes away from Sofie just long enough to catch the guys
staring at her then glances back at her. “It’s
nice but it’s a little…”
Sofie
lifts that famous Moreno eyebrow. “A little
what?”
“Revealing,
don’t you think?”
Sofie
laughs. “It’s
a bikini. It’s supposed to be revealing.”
She kisses him on the nose then adds, “I
wanna get an even tan, babe.”
After
gathering their things they head out to set up by the lifeguard
stand, where our other cameras are ready and waiting. Our lifeguard
is Jagger, one of our actors, and he's pretending to look around
through his binoculars. As they get closer to the stand our actor
focuses his binoculars on Sofie. Eric doesn’t notice at first but
when he does, Jagger casually moves the binoculars in a different
direction. Eric knows what he saw, so his eyes remain on Jagger for a
few more seconds before telling Sofie he’s going for the rest of
the stuff. With one last glimpse at the guy, he starts back to the
car. Sofie lays out on her towel and starts applying sunblock on her
legs.
We
cue the actor to make his move so he walks down the steps of his post
and heads toward Sofie. “Afternoon,”
Jagger says.
Sofie
smiles, continuing to apply the lotion. “Afternoon,”
she replies.
Jagger
doesn’t even have to be cued, his eyes are already roaming up and
down Sofie’s long legs. “Yeah,
you better make sure to get that on everywhere. Looks like today’s
gonna be a hot one.”
He smiles, his eyes still glued to where Sofie is applying lotion on
her belly. “Perfection
shouldn’t be messed with.”
*pauses
video* “Notice Sofie’s confused expression. Apparently,
Jagger became so distracted he flubbed his lines and began to
improvise here. That perfection line wasn’t anything we told him to
say.” *shakes head and hits play again*
We
cue our distracted actor so he’ll notice Eric is very near now. He
glances up at Eric then excuses himself, going back to his post. Eric
reaches Sofie just as our actor gets one last closer look—at her
perfection— using his binoculars again.
“What
did he want?” Eric
asks nodding toward our actor. Who once again casually moves the
binoculars in a different direction.
Sofie
shrugs lying back on her towel. “Just said
hello and stuff.”
“What
stuff?” Eric drops
the beach bag and umbrella on the ground.
Her
eyes are now closed and she’s looking very comfortable, shiny, and
perfect on her towel. “He just said I should
make sure I get sunblock everywhere. It’s supposed to be real hot
today.”
“That’s
what he came over here for?”
Sofie
opens an eye and if you look real close you can see the corner of her
lip twitch.
*pause*
“Sofie told us later it’s so unusual to see Eric worked up over
things like this, that it’s almost funny when he does. Almost. Just
wait to you see the rest.” *hits
play*
“Yes
it was. Baby, can you get me a water from the ice chest please?”
Eric
does as asked but continues to look up at Jagger, who is behaving for
now. We fast forward to a while later when Eric decides to take a dip
in the water, leaving Sofie alone. And cue our lifeguard. He makes
his way down the steps of his post and heads back to Sofie, who as
instructed is now standing and dusting off the sand that’s stuck to
her legs.
“Need
some help with that?”
*pauses video* “Doesn't Jagger do an excellent job of pretending to be attracted to Sofie? We're talking Oscar-winning performance here. Look at that smile and the way he stays very much in character, playing the part of a man who's supposed to be ogling Sofie outrageously. *rolls eyes pressing play again* Alright I’ll let you guys watch some more.”
Our
cameras capture the moment Eric comes up for air and notices our
helpful lifeguard standing over by his sexy wife yet again,
chatting it up. Without giving it a second thought he’s out of the
water and on his way back to Sofie. And here we thought Eric was
going to be hard to rile up. Time to really get him going. Just as he
gets close enough we cue Jagger to reach over and dust a spot off
Sofie’s shoulder where she missed some sand.
*pauses
video* “I promise this is the last time I stop this but I
just want to explain that Jagger did admit later to getting a little
too much into his part. I guess Sofie in a hot pink teeny tiny bikini
will do that to any guy. But this was supposed to play out where Eric
arrives and finds Jagger flirting outrageously with Sofie because we
thought that’s what it would take to ignite Eric. Unfortunately,
Jagger went a little overboard on the improvising. He was supposed to
only dust off her shoulder but he took it upon himself to do a little
more dusting, turning what we anticipated being our least explosive
clip into one of the quickest to escalate. Take a look.” *presses
play*
Even
as Eric approaches, Jagger continues to dust Sofie’s back. We watch
her eyes widen wondering like the rest of us, what the heck he’s
doing.
“You
mind taking your fBLEEP hands off my wife?”
Sofie
quickly jumps in front of Eric who looks ready to rip Jagger's head
off. Elizabeth and I nearly trip on our flip flops trying to run out
there from behind the umbrella we were hiding behind. “Eric!”
Elizabeth yells as Sofie struggles to hold him back.
“It’s
a show, Eric!”
Sofie says, smoothing out his wet hair. “This
was planned.”
The
confusion sets in as our camera people start coming out from behind
their hiding spots and as Elizabeth and I arrive, everyone starts
clapping. “Wow, Eric. I was not
expecting that,” Elizabeth says laughing.
He
seems a little embarrassed but admits he was getting ready to shove
our actors binoculars up his a$$!
After
Sofie explains it all and that the others would be getting ignited as
well. Eric’s eyes open wide.
“You’re gonna do this to your brothers?” Then
adds looking even more incredulous,
“And Romero?
Are you nuts?” Eric
turns to us.
“I hope you guys have mega
security.”
We
exchange nervous glances. If Eric's skit turned out more explosive
than we imagined, what in the world are we in for with the brothers
and Romero? *GULP*
Stay tuned!
*******************
Clip 2
Alex
already looks unamused.
“Raymond overdoes it a bit here by practically murmuring her name, making us very nervous. Notice how Alex’s big hands start to involuntarily clench and how that glare could burn a hole in Raymond’s back. Yikes!”
Clip 3
Clip 2
Alex
and Valerie, from Always
Been Mine and When
You Were Mine, walk into the showroom of the car lot holding
hands. Alex looks as big and menacing as ever as he glances around at
several of the SUV’s on display.
*pause*
“I just want you to get a load of
the expression on our actor here *points
at the handsome guy in a shirt and tie smiling*
in a second when he gets his first glimpse of Alex—the guy he’s
assigned to make jealous.” *hits
the play button again.*
We
watch and catch the expression the moment the actor sees Alex. The
smile disappears and we see him mouth what looks like “You’re
fBLEEP kidding me!” *Laughter*
*pauses
video again* “I’m
sure he’s thinking the joke is on him at this point. Alright, lets
watch the rest of this. It only gets better.”
“Welcome
our accomplice...Raymond. Think he can ignite Alex's fuse?”
Alex
and Valerie continue to walk around the showroom and the actor
approaches them, then stops and smiles. “Valerie,
is that you?”
Valerie
wrinkles her brow as if she's thinking where she might know him from.
She taps her lip with her well-manicured finger and does a very good
job of pretending not to recognize him at first, then suddenly her
mouth falls open. In the next second, she breaks out into a huge
smile. “Raymond?”
Raymond
smiles even bigger now and goes in for a hug which Valerie drops
Alex’s hand to hug Raymond willingly. “Wow,
it’s been years,” Raymond says as he continues to hug her
for a little longer.
*hits
pause button again* “In
case any of you missed it, let me pan in so you can see that famous
Moreno jaw working as Raymond’s hug goes on a little too long.
Elizabeth and I thought this was hilariously adorable and don’t
tell Valerie, but sexy as heck all at the same time! Okay. Okay. I’ll
let you guys watch the rest without pausing but I’ll still continue
to comment.”
The
hug is finally over and Alex’s arm is immediately extended out to
reach for Valerie’s hand. She takes his hand. “Oh,
Raymond this is my husband, Alex.” She turns to Alex and
smiles. “Alex this is Raymond, an old friend
from college.”
Alex’s
eyebrow lifts ever so slightly.“We all
know what he’s thinking—old friend?”
Raymond
eagerly reaches out and shakes Alex’s hand. “Nice
to meet you.” But immediately turns back to Valerie. “I
didn’t know you were married.”
“Valerie
is starting to look just a little nervous. Did Alex squeeze her hand
a bit too hard maybe?”
“I
knew I should’ve sealed the deal when I had the chance.” He
smiles flirtatiously at Valerie but turns to Alex when he notices he
is not smiling and winks.
“You’re a lucky man.”
“Yeah,
I am,” Alex says
very matter of a fact. “So
are you a salesman? Because we’re here to look at these.”
He points at the SUV in the showroom.
“Uh
oh, he’s getting testy.”
“Yes,
I like this one.”
Valerie points at the silver one.
“I
sure am a salesman and we have one just like this right outside. It
just got back from a test drive and they haven’t put it back yet. I
can go grab the keys and meet you out there so we can take it for a
spin, Val.”
“Raymond overdoes it a bit here by practically murmuring her name, making us very nervous. Notice how Alex’s big hands start to involuntarily clench and how that glare could burn a hole in Raymond’s back. Yikes!”
Valerie
smiles excitedly. “Yes!”
“Is
this for you?”
Raymond stops and appears to think, then his eyes open wide. “That’s
right, this is your birthday month. Is this your gift?”
Valerie
nods looking very giddy. “I really need one
but yes, we’re calling it my birthday present.”
Our
actor's arms are wide open again and Alex looks like he could spit
nails. “Well, happy birthday, Val.”
Valerie
hugs him back and thanks him as Alex’s jaw is once again working.
“Your
birthday brings back lots of memories,”
Raymond says, finally letting her go again.
With
a shy smile, Valerie nods as if in agreement but wisely says nothing
more. Raymond excuses himself to get the keys and tells them he’ll
meet them outside. Valerie and Alex make their way outside to the
truck where the cameras are planted. Based on the growing scowl on
Alex’s face something tells us they may not make it that far. As
soon as the guy is out of earshot Alex turns to Valerie.
“Did
you and this guy ever go out or what?”
Valerie
glances at Alex for a moment, then smiles. “Oh
my God, Alex. That was so long ago.”
“Just
like the first few times I saw this, his eyebrows shooting up still
cracks me up!”
“Is
that a yes?”
“Did
we just see his muscles bulge?”
Our
actor is cued to hurry back before Valerie can answer. “Here
you go, beautiful,” he
says, handing Valerie the keys to the SUV. “Go
ahead and start her up and we can go for a test drive.” He
turns to Alex who is not looking very happy at the moment. “I
have to go in the front but you, sir, can sit in the backseat.”
He then reaches out for Valerie and touches her on the arm. “The
backseat, Val.” He
winks with a smirk. “You
remember that right?”
“You
know what, Raymond.”
Alex’s
full-blown scowl makes us all nervous now. “I
think maybe we’re gonna need another sales guy.”
“Alex?”
Valerie touches his
arm gently.
“Is
there a problem, sir?” Raymond
looks a little nervous now.
“Of
course, there’s a fBLEEP! Problem—”
Valerie
steps in front of Alex. “Honey,
no!”
The
camera crews come out from hiding and Alex looks confused suddenly,
but still mad. Raymond is still close enough and you can see he’s
not feeling entirely safe. Elizabeth and I walk out with our
microphones to let poor Raymond off the hook.
*pauses
video*
“Look at poor Raymond as he clutches his chest. He told us later he
almost didn’t go through with the backseat line.”
“Alex!”
Elizabeth says, hugging him as she reaches him. “You
held out longer than I thought.”
Valerie
is now giggling and Alex begins to understand what just happened
since everyone including Raymond is clapping. “I
just met your wife today, man” Raymond assures Alex.
Judy
rats out Valerie immediately pointing at her. “It
was her idea not mine!”
We
let Valerie explain the show and how the other guys will be getting
ignited. Alex shakes his head smiling. “You’re
doing this to Romero?” He puts an arm
around Elizabeth and I and gives us each a sideways hug, I smile
until his next words. “Good luck. You
better have a stretcher handy. Your actor is gonna need it.”
I
turn to Elizabeth who has that same look of trepidation on her face
as I do. Maybe we should rethink doing Romero’s?
Stay tuned!
********************Clip 3
“We
really thought it would be tough to ignite Sal from Making
You Mine.
As
the oldest, he prides himself on being the more sensible and in
control brother. So we pushed it a little and uh we forgot how
intense he can
be
when it comes to his Gracie.
Teaming
up with Grace's best friends, we set up a small dinner party at Joey
and Taylor's new home. Aside from Grace and Sal they invite a few
others over. Our actor immediately takes a strong interest in
anything Grace has to say and that does not go unnoticed by Sal.
However, we find out Sal is under the impression our actor is gay. So
let me set this up, they’ve been enjoying dinner now for a few
minutes and anytime Grace says anything our actor, Paul, is quick to
ask follow up questions and compliments Grace every chance he gets.
Sal doesn’t seem too bothered by this until...well just watch.”
*presses play*
“Welcome
our accomplice...Paul. Think he can ignite Sal?”
Paul
excuses himself as he gets up to go to the restroom.
“Grace.”
He leans in and smells her, his lips are inches away from hers. “What
are you wearing? You smell fantastic.”
“Oh,
thank you.” Grace
smiles. “Its
Delicious Night by DKNY. My sister gave it to me for Christmas.”
As
planned, Paul locks his eyes on Graces. “Delicious,
fits you perfectly.”
After
a moment, he looks away and walks off. Sal leans into Grace and
whispers, “So what’s his deal? No
significant other?”
Grace
pretends to be confused. “Significant other?”
“Yeah,”
he says, putting another spoonful of potatoes in his mouth then wipes
his mouth and continues to whisper, “or
has he not found Mr. Right?”
Grace
works on her salad shaking her head. “Oh,
he’s not gay and yeah, he is single.”
*presses
pause* “ I just had to freeze that
still of Sal’s expression and the lift of his signature brow. Right
there, the moment it hits him that this guy who’s been
complimenting his wife all night—and just inhaled her scent calling
her delicious—is as hetero as he is. Classic Moreno!” *laughs
pressing play again*
“He’s
not?” Sal is no longer
whispering.
That
cues Taylor to talk up Paul. “Oh, hey, Sal,
Paul has a master's in business as well.”
Sal
doesn’t seem very impressed but Grace makes sure to show her
interest. “I
thought Joey said Paul had a master's in social behavior or something
like that.”
And
that’s Paul's cue to reenter the room. “Yeah,
that’s my second masters.” He takes the seat next to Grace
again and adds in a near murmur, “Sexology to
be specific.”
*pauses
video laughing* “I just wanna make
sure everyone catches the look of absolute disgust on Sal’s face.
And over here *points at Joey*
see how he has to look away, because just like us he’s ready to
bust up. We all knew the line was coming but the look on Sal’s face
had us all nearly falling off our chairs.” *laughs
pressing play again* “Okay back to
the video.”
“Sexology,
really?”
Grace asks, wiping her mouth. “How
interesting. So you’re like a therapist?” Sal’s
hand is immediately on her lap. His way of saying let's not go there
with this guy maybe?
“Something
like that. It's more like coaching, you know for couples or,”
he takes a sip of wine before smiling and adding, “individuals.
By the way, Grace, I meant to tell you earlier but I got distracted.
I love your accent.”
“Thank
you.” Grace smiles
taking a sip of her own wine.
“Did
you know a ton of people have accent fetishes?” He
smiles again and there goes Sal’s hand now slipping into Grace's.
Unlike
everyone else who is smiling, Sal is now studying Paul with a hard
stare.
“Oh,
I think Grace’s accent is super sexy.”
Joey chimes in.
Grace pretends to be embarrassed and waves Joey away.
“It’s
erogenous,” Paul
says as the famous Moreno eyebrow lifts once more. “I
think I may’ve just developed a fetish myself.”
“Is
that right?” Sal
says, his tone no longer friendly like it was earlier when he thought
Paul was harmless.
“Just
so you guys know at this point Elizabeth and I are on our feet
because we know what’s coming next. We’re just wondering if Paul
will go through with it.”
“Yes,”
Paul answers Sal, but leans closer to Grace. “One
of the most powerful erogenous zones in a mans body is his mind. You
can literally talk us into a frenzy and with an accent like yours
that would probably happen even faster than normal.”
Joey
speaks up before Sal, who looks ready to blow, does. “I’ve
read about erogenous zones. Is it true woman have more than men?”
“Sure
is.”
Paul reaches over and touches Grace’s ear. “The
ears are one of them. Just the right touch can have you panting in
seconds.”
With
that, Sal is on his feet. “Are you kidding
me?”
Grace
stands and so does Paul, unbelievably still continuing with the skit.
“I think it’s fascinating.”
“I
think you’re an a$$BLEEP!”
“Whoa,
Sal!” Taylor is on
his feet now, too. “He
was just—”
“I
know exactly what he’s doing! Talking about making my wife pant.”
Grace is now having to hold Sal back. “What
are you? A fbleeping idiot?”
“It’s
not real, Sal,” Grace
says.
And
that’s our cue to run in. “Salvador!”
Elizabeth says loudly as we enter the room. “And
here I thought you’d hold out the longest!” I
stand behind Elizabeth cautiously, as she hugs a still confused
looking Sal.
The
rest of the crew enters and Sal now knows what’s going on. Grace
explains to Sal, who finally relaxes, telling us just how close he
was to swinging at Paul.
“Yes.
Elizabeth and I made note of that and decided we’d have to be very
careful with Angel and Romero. And I’m not gonna lie, at this point
we were both having some serious second thoughts about Romero. But
Isabel assures us it’ll be okay. So believe it or not, we actually
went through with it and just wait until you see how that went!”
Tune in tomorrow for Romero's clip!
********************
“Here
comes the clip we know you all have been waiting for, Romero and
Isabel from Romero
and Tangled.”
“Let me just say this: Izzy is one brave woman. This was all her idea. She’d heard about how the others went and wanted to step it up a notch. Can you believe this woman? Isabel and the girls recently had their first night out in what she says is years. Romero wasn’t exactly wild about the idea of her getting dressed up and going out without him, but she assures us he’s matured with the years and was a good sport about it. Even dropped her off and picked her up so that she could loosen up and have a few drinks without the worry of drinking and driving. Sounds like a sweetheart, right? Not too surprising as we all know he can be. Since then, she’s been raving about her night at The Green Flash Restaurant so it was easy enough to talk Romero into going there with her.”
“Being
extra cautious, and since Valerie and Alex have already had their
hidden camera episode behind them, we really felt better if Alex was
there just in case things got out of hand. Alex agreed to go along
with it but did warn us this was not a good idea. *Gulp!*
If any of you are nervous, take solace in knowing that as expected,
this does not take long at all. And we did all live through it. So
here we go.” *presses play*
“Welcome
our accomplice...Kyle. Think he can ignite Romero?”
They
all arrive and ask to be seated in the bar area. Brave Isabel starts
things off by waving and smiling at the bartender—our actor/hunky
model—Kyle. He responds with his own big perfect smile and a, “Hey,
Izzy. Good to see you again.”
*presses
pause already laughing* “Just to
reiterate. This was her idea okay guys? *hits rewind*
Just let me back up here in case you missed it. The Izzy thing was so
not necessary. Look at Romero’s expression go instantly hard the
second he turns to see who she’s waving at and sees the bartender
smile so big. *wincing hits play again*
Don’t blink guys this goes south real fast.”
Romero
doesn’t even wait until they’re at their table to ask, “You
know him?”
“Yeah.”
Isabel nods as they
all reach the table.
“From the last time we were here.”
“He
was very nice,”
Valerie adds as she waves at him also.
Romero
turns to the bartender again who doesn’t smile quite as big at
Valerie and says simply, “Hey, you.”
“Why’d
he call you Izzy?” he
asks, still staring daggers towards our actor.
Isabel
shrugs lifting the drink menu in front of her so that Romero can’t
see her smirk. “I dunno. I think one of the
girls mentioned I go by that sometimes.”
Their
waiter, Raoul, another actor, walks over with a drink already on a
tray. “Hey, Izzy. Hey, Valerie.”
Romero
is already looking exasperated, another guy referring to her as Izzy?
The
waiter places the colorful drink in front of Isabel. “This
is from Kyle. It’s on the house, a Green Flash.” Raoul
then looks at Valerie. “He couldn’t
remember what your drink of choice was so he wanted me to ask you and
he’ll send it right over.”
“But
he remembered Izzy’s?”
Romero asks, even before Valerie can respond.
*pause*
“Funny how Romero is so fixated on
Kyle that he doesn't even notice that Alex's ruff is not up from the
actors being familiar with Valerie. Which is a good thing for us. I
did notice Alex twitch a bit even though he knows the truth. That's
an alpha for you.” *hits
play*
“Oh,
yeah,” Raoul
put some emphasis on his response. “How
could he forget?”
He glances at Isabel and winks.
*pauses
video*
“Okay, so although we tried to warn Raoul of what he’d be in for,
he wasn’t ready for Romero to be so quick to ask about Kyle
remembering Isabel’s favorite drink. Which by the way, Isabel had
gone on and on about this new drink she tried and loved, making this
a little more infuriating. The whole 'how could he forget line' and
the wink was improvised. We would’ve never written that in there
knowing how quickly that would light a fire, but our poor waiter had
no idea what a huge dose of gas he just poured into the growing
flames. So be warned.” *hits
play*
“What
the fBLEEP does that mean, a$$hBLEEP? This is my wife!”
Romero then turns to Isabel. “What
is it this Kyle guy can’t forget?”
Isabel
reaches out her hand to soothe Romero’s arm. “Nothing,
babe. He just made us drinks and I told you I really liked this one.”
“Our
improvising waiter continues to shove his foot in his own mouth.
*sighs* These actor/models are
easy on the eyes but obviously they rely heavily on their looks,
because he doesn’t seem to get that he clearly needs to put a sock
in it.”
“He’s been talking about you nonstop,” Raoul proudly adds.
“Somehow
the funny way Alex’s eyebrows hit the ceiling isn’t quite as
funny when Romero’s do.”
“Oh,
really?” Romero
turns to the bar and stands. “Get
his a$$ out here!”
“To
our horror, Kyle keeps with the original plan and is already walking
towards the table. Luckily, Alex is one step ahead of us and already
on his feet as well. You can’t hear it but he’s whispering to
Valerie and Isabel that they should just end this now.”
As
Kyle approaches with a rose in hand, oblivious to the improvising
that’s taken place, we see Romero’s hands fist. Not a good sign.
“Tell him, Isabel,” Alex says,
taking a cautionary step in front of Romero.
Romero’s
head jerks from the rose in Kyle’s hand to Isabel. “Tell.
Me. What?”
“It’s
not like what you’re thinking,”
she says, her face full of regret but we can see the tiny lift at the
corner of her lips.
Obviously
Romero doesn’t see it because he turns back to Kyle looking ready
to kill. “What is it like
then?”
Sticking
with the script but looking a little confused about the unfamiliar
lines Isabel just said, Kyle smiles at Isabel. “I
knew you’d be back.”
I
nearly shove Elizabeth out the door just in time to see Alex hold
Romero back. “Romero!”
Elizabeth shouts. Each time she’s done this she’s gotten louder
and I'm in total agreement with her shouting here, I nearly yelled
out his name too!
Romero’s
wild eyes are on Elizabeth now and I see that familiar confusion
we’ve seen in all the guys so far. “I
got this one right. I knew it would be short,” she
says, hugging him and I have to give her points for her bravery. I’m
standing a few feet away and even from where I am, I literally feel
Romero’s heat and glad it's not aimed at me this time.
The
rest of the crew follows out clapping, some laughing nervously. To my
relief Romero finally smiles. “You guys are
sick.”
Isabel
gives him a big kiss and a hug and starts explaining what just went
down. Romero lifts up a still shaking fist. “I
thought for sure I was looking at another night in jail, babe. Don’t
ever do that again.”
He puts his hand on his chest and points at Kyle with his other hand.
“And,
you, get me a fBLEEP shot.” He
turns back to Elizabeth and I. “Holy
shBEEP my heart's going a mile a minute.” Isabel
kisses Romero again seeing how upset the poor guy really is.
“Even
though everyone laughs and he seems to have taken it well—after the
fact. Saying that we are never doing that again is an
understatement. Talk about being on pins and needles!”
Tune in tomorrow for Angel and Sarah
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Clip 5
“Welcome
back! Today is Angel and Sarah, the couple who started it all in
Forever
Mine and later, we got to catch up on their life in Forever
Yours. Now that all the guys have had their episodes and know
what’s going on, except for Angel. We decided to get everyone in on
this one. His brothers were a bit wary about Sarah's idea of a photo
shoot but did laugh when we told them what we had in store for Angel.
The studio made an appointment for the adults only photo shoot. The
kids could take part on a later date. All the couples arrive for the
shoot, including Romero and Isabel because they are considered family
too. Their parents are along for the shoot and are in on the prank.
All the kids are being treated to a day at Sea World where their
parents will join them afterward. By the way, after watching the
other clips Mama Moreno thought they were funny, but admits to being
nervous about actually being there when we shoot one.”
“According
to Sarah, Angel has grown a lot over the years and having dealt with
Sarah and Sydney's close friendship, he might be more accepting of
incidents like this than the others…or not. Even though we’d
warned our actors there was a possibility of things getting physical,
we should’ve anticipated what might happen here. What didn’t even
happen in Romero’s skit, happened in this one. But don’t worry
our actor is fine.”
“Everyone
is looking spectacular in their all white themed outfits—perfect
for spring. As planned, Romero and Isabel are up first and our
photographers/actors, go to work charming Isabel. This cues Romero as
scripted to mention to the guys just after their couples portrait is
taken that one of the photographers is especially annoying. Of
course, Romero’s language was a little more colorful when
expressing his sentiments. Understandably, the guys think it’s
funny. This is exactly what they’d expect from Romero in a
situation like this, but Angel is in good spirits and has no idea
what he’s in for. One by one, each couple takes their turn and we
purposely leave Angel and Sarah for last. Finally up, Angel and Sarah
are called on. Lets take a look.” *hits
play*
“Welcome our accomplice...Ace. Do you think he can ignite Angel?
“This
picture was taken right before the photo shoot as he gets into his
actor mode—psyching up to start trouble. We should've known when we
snapped this photo what we were in for! Ace told us his hobby is
photography so he really is a professional behind the camera.
Especially taking pictures of beautiful women.”
Angel
walks in holding Sarah’s hand. After introducing himself to our
actors, Jake and Ace, he introduces Sarah. “Oh,
hey, I know you,” Ace says, reaching out to shake Sarah’s
hand. “You work at that Mexican restaurant on
the Marina right?”
Sarah
smiles, nodding. “I’m one of the owners
actually.”
“Yeah,
it’s our restaurant,”
Angel says, smiling proudly.
Ace
barely acknowledges Angel with a nod then turns back to Sarah.
“I’m sure you’ve heard this countless times but I’ve gotta
say, you’re eyes are just breathtaking.”
*pauses
video* “Here we see what Sarah was talking about.
Instead of the reaction we thought we might get, Angel turns to Sarah
and smiles at her sweetly, almost as if he’s telling her he agrees.
Can we all say aaaaww now? Okay lets do that because the sweetness
doesn’t last long before it turns into annoyance then later…well,
you’ll see.” *hits play*
“I
don’t even remember what I ordered the couple times I ate there,”
Ace says, gazing at Sarah. “But
I’d never forget those eyes.”
*pauses
video*
“So
here we get our first shot of that Moreno eyebrow beginning to twitch
and that smile from earlier is suddenly gone.” *giggles
hitting play again.*
As
Ace calls everyone back in, we don’t hear it but Angel asks Sarah
if that close-up was of just her and if they’d done that to anyone
else. Sarah does a good job pretending she didn’t notice and
brushes it off as the rest of gang files in for the group photos. Now
that Angel is on alert let the fun begin.
“Any
idea how much longer this is gonna be, Chief?”
Alex asks as the men begin to take their seats.
*pauses*
“This
by the way was not part of the script. It was just Alex’s famous
impatience making an appearance. Fortunately, for him, the wait isn’t
much longer. Angel may’ve grown some over the years, but he’s
still a Moreno through and through and there is only so much he can
take before snapping as you’ll all see very soon.” *hits
play*
“Not
too much longer,” Ace
says as he points his camera again at Sarah, who’s not even in the
area where the photos are being taken and snaps a picture.
“What
was that?” Angel
asks, his eyebrows pinched now.
Ace
gives him a very unconcerned look then glances back at Sarah with a
smile. “Impromptu photos always turn out
great.” He places his hand on his chest then shakes his
head. “Sweetheart, your eyes are just
mesmerizing.”
Angel's
beginning glare is interrupted when Jake calls him over to pose with
the rest of the guys for the male group photo.
*raises
hand*
“Show
of hands for all of you that will line up for an eight by ten of this
one.”
Ace
continues to yap it up with Sarah as the women stand by watching
their men take different poses for Jake. Ace snaps a few more shots
of Sarah. He leans in after one of the shots and whispers something
in her ear that makes her laugh.
*pauses
video* “Let me point out here that
Angel later told us that based on Romero’s comments, he first
assumed Ace was just that kind of friendly and complimenting guy to
all women in general, but see here, *points
at Angel who can barely pull his eyes away from them long enough to
look at the camera* This is when he
starts to realize, Ace is far more interested in Sarah than any of
the other women.” *hits play*
As planned Sarah and Ace walk away together and Angels eyes are on them the whole time.
“Angel...”
Jake snaps a finger over his camera, “...over
here please, on three.”
Reluctantly
he turns back to Jake but we see the jaw working and it’s a good
thing the guys are asked to smile because there is no way they’re
keeping a straight face now.
The
all-male photo shoot is over and the women start to make their way
over to take the place of the men for the all-women shoot. Ace and
Sarah reenter the room and they walk side by side toward the other
women. As soon as Angel reaches her, he takes her aside glaring at
Ace, who as instructed, pretends to be oblivious to Angel's growing
annoyance with him.
“What’s
with this guy?” Angel
whispers to Sarah. “Where
did you two go?”
“He
wanted to see a picture of the kids. So I went to show him what I
have on my phone,” Sarah
answers innocently.
“The
kids?” Angel
asks, seeming somewhat confused.
“Yeah,
I told him about little Angel having green eyes like mine.”
Angel
glances over at Ace who of course is setting up to do the women’s
shoot. “What the hell was he whispering in
your ear for?”
Sarah
smiled. “Oh he was surprised when I mentioned
having kids and he just whispered that I looked way too young for
even one kid, much less more.”
“Sarah,
sweetheart, can I get those beautiful eyes to join us over here,
please?” Ace
calls over, in a way too intimate voice.
*pauses
video*
“And there you have it, folks, the Moreno glare of death. *laughs*
Again, because we know what’s coming up, Elizabeth now has her hand
on the door knob ready to make a run towards Angel as soon as we have
to. And here we go.” *hits
play*
Ace
has the girls pose for him in several different positions. Stepping
up to turn them just so a few times. He pulls a strand of Sarah’s
hair away from the side of her face to tuck behind her ear.
“This
guy's really starting to get on my fBLEEP nerves,”
Angel says to Sal, who’s standing next to him trying hard not to
smile.
“Relax
he’s just doing his job.”
Ace
snaps another close up of Sarah. “Did he do
that with, Grace?” Angel turns to Sal. “Take
close ups of just her?”
“No,”
Sal
says, as he coughs to cover his laugh.
In
steps instigator Romero, who’s cued to improvise something that’ll
really get Angel going. “Yeah, why the fBlEEP is he doing that? I noticed that earlier. He hasn’t done that to
Izzy and trust me, I’ve been watching for it. Sarah's the only one
he's done that to.”
“He’ll
probably do the rest of them right now,”
Sal, ever the sensible adds.
Ace
snaps a few more of the group then calls the guys in to do the final
group photo with everyone in it. Angel turns to Sal who shrugs.
*pause*
“I
feel sorry for Angel. He is the only one without a clue and the
closer he is too exploding from anger, the closer everyone else is to
exploding with laughter.”
*hits
play*
They
head to where they are instructed to stand. Angel is not a happy
camper at this point and though we can’t hear it, he asks Sarah why
Ace keeps taking pictures of just her. She gives him her innocent ‘I
don’t know’ look and Ace moves in for kill. As all the couples
stand around the sitting parents, Ace walks in and adjusts Mama
Moreno’s hands on her lap then glances up at Sarah who is standing
just behind her. “Your eyes really are
something else.”
“Yeah,
she heard you the first
ten times.”
Angel glares at him.
Ace
completely ignores Angel snapping another picture of Sarah and that
does it. Angel reaches for the camera that’s strapped to Ace’s
neck pulling him in with it. Much like Eric planned on doing with our
lifeguards binoculars. We know exactly what Angel has in mind for
that camera, so we run out before he gets a chance to. Luckily, his
brothers break it up before Angel can strangle Ace with his own
camera strap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine!
“Angel!”
Elizabeth yells as the camera crew and me run in after her. “It’s
a show, honey! See?”
Angel
stops trying to reach past Alex and Sal for Ace’s neck and looks
around suddenly understanding. The whole room starts clapping and
laughing. Sarah hugs him making a pouty face. “We
did it to all the guys not just you.” As if that makes it
better.
Finally,
the smile is on Angel's face as Romero and his brothers continue to
laugh. Elizabeth hugs him thanking him for being a good sport while
Sarah explains the whole thing.
Ace
shakes his hand, laughing. He turns away from Angel and whispers to
us, “Man
I love her eyes!”
“I
jerk my mic away making absolutely sure Angel doesn't hear just how
much acting Ace wasn't doing!”
“Alright,
this was fun but I’m gonna admit now I’ve never felt so nervous
in my life. If Elizabeth’s 5th
Street boys are anything like
this, and I’ve already had the pleasure of meeting Noah and let me
tell you...he is,
*gives a big teasing wink to the audience* I
don’t think I want to try this again with them.”"
“Join
us sometime on Monday for our live reunion show where we will watch
the clips with the full cast and whoever may show up in the audience.
I'm sure Max, Manny, and Aida won't miss a chance like this!”
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